Monday, August 15, 2005

The Seven Twenty-First Century Dwarfs

If Disney were to remake Snow White, they would have to redo the dwarfs to make them more relevant to contemporary standards. Here's a suggested list.
  • Seedy
  • Sleazy
  • Greedy
  • Lazy
  • Grouchy
  • Raunchy
  • Disreputable
It's not much, but neither is much behavior considered normal and acceptable these days.

1 comment:

Whoa! said...

I heard that Snow White, after reading some Harry Potter Books, enrolled in a school for wicked witches.