The Seven Twenty-First Century Dwarfs

If Disney were to remake Snow White, they would have to redo the dwarfs to make them more relevant to contemporary standards. Here's a suggested list.

• Seedy
• Sleazy
• Greedy
• Lazy
• Grouchy
• Raunchy
• Disreputable

It's not much, but neither is much behavior considered normal and acceptable these days.