The Most Secure Place in the World

Many adventure and sci-fi movies show scenes of top secret highly secure fortresses surrounded by armed guards and protected by more hi-tech gear than the Pentagon can afford. Each of these movies leaves you convinced that there couldn't possibly be a more important place in the world.

What might be found in the Most Secret Secure Place in the ultimate sci-fi adventure movie of all times? All of the following:

• The ark of the covenant, with Moses' stone tablets.
• The real location for all the gold most people assume is in Fort Knox.
• Vials of all the most deadly viruses ever known, including smallpox.
• Gallons of the most destructive chemical weapons ever created.
• The world's largest stockpile of weapons grade plutonium.
• The files of the CIA.
• The guy who really shot Kennedy.
• Aliens from numerous galaxies outside the Milky Way.
• Elvis.
• Jimmy Hoffa.
• Madeline Murray O'Hare.
• Jesus Christ's high school graduation picture.
• A stone carved out of a mountain with the date that Armageddon will take place engraved on it.