Drivel

Here are some thoughts I've wanted to use for a long time.

• Yesterday I thought of a great mnemonic device, but I forgot what it was. I'm fully aware of the irony of this situation. Or maybe I was just looking for a way to use "irony" in a sentence.


• Have you ever noticed? There are two holes in every doughnut—one on each side.


• Whenever the Net goes down I look nervously out the window to see if there's a mushroom cloud.


• A simple life is not an easy life. I'm far too lazy to lead a simple life.


• The principle lesson to be derived from so-called secular humanism is this: Don't drink the Kool Aid until you know what's in it.


• Give a doofus a powerful authoring tool and what will he produce? A document that veritably shouts: "I am a doofus!", often in several different fonts and file formats.


• Searching a newspaper for a job as a Web developer is exactly as useful as looking for a future marriage mate in a bar.


• It's funny how when you're digging for treasure you find a lot more worms.

Over and out.